Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Apparently straw that broke camels back

Leona Lewi is back from the States and was in London to open Britains newest and largest shopping centre. Apparently the straw that broke the camels back was Gettys refusal to get a divorce from his wife / Rosetta, even though Getty said he had separated from his wife and mother of his three children, including a 13-month old baby. So you can shack up with married oil heir Balthazar Getty until he chucks you out as he surely will. Adriano Galliani, the AC Milan vice-president, claims David Beckhams arrival in January is a dream come true for the club. This happened so often, and was so strange, that my mother reported it to my pediatrician, who brushed her concerns aside by telling her that young children often recognize patterns that adults dont see, and that I was merely able to accurately predict the time and frequency of calls to our house. Ill start this off by telling you to do one thing take everything you know about the first Far Cry and toss it right out the window.

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